Status

Live, not a screenshot

Probed from your browser right now — same edge your hire decision runs on. Auto-refreshes every 60 seconds.

CHECKING…

Portfolio site

Pages + hydration shell

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API gateway

Route listing + 10 bindings

https://pwn4g3.geekhaus314.workers.dev/
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Health service

Edge signal

https://pwn4g3.geekhaus314.workers.dev/health
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Components inventory

Design-system ledger

https://pwn4g3.geekhaus314.workers.dev/api/components
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Viper-Web3 analyzer

Solidity triage (#47)

https://pwn4g3.geekhaus314.workers.dev/api/viper-web3
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Telemetry ingest

Write-only info probe

https://pwn4g3.geekhaus314.workers.dev/api/telemetry
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THIS-SESSION CHECK LOG (LAST 0)

First probe running — results land here with timestamps.

Ledger-backed 90-day history needs a read API over the scheduler's D1 uptime_checks table (Otis backend) — until then this page shows live probes only, no fabricated uptime percentages.

© 2026 pwn4g3 · Jake M. Viefhaus

Co-conspirator: Thomas Ivie — graphic design, management, booking & customer service

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